Have you ever read a book and compared it to a Nic Cage movie?
You haven’t?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. In book reviews for this site, I’ll compare books to one of five Cage classics:
1. The Wicker Man = a bad book not worth reading.
2. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans = a bad book worth reading.
3. Con Air = a good, easy read.
4. Face/Off = a good, slightly challenging read.
(After all, taking faces off is more complex than hijacking a plane.)
5. Adaptation = a good but very dense read.
What do you think of this scale?
Will the scale be altered once Cage’s new Left Behind movie comes out?
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I guess I’ll have to leave this scale behind after October 3rd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uskSBJsCf38.
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This scale cannot be taken seriously without Wild at Heart. Granted it could be an extreme score, maybe signifying an outlier. How about: “99. Wild at Heart= This book represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom.”
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Great suggestion. I was not familiar with that Cage flick until you mentioned it.
After some investigation, I found out two fun facts about Wild at Heart: 1) It features Willem Dafoe and 2) it has CRISPIN GLOVER, a.k.a. George McFly.
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More importantly, it was directed by David Lynch.
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I’m going to have to disagree with your assessment of Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. That’s a great movie! lol
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Ha, it’s certainly entertaining. My favorite part is when his accent inexplicably changes halfway through the movie.
I do know, though, that Roger Ebert LOVED it.
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#UncageNic
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National Treasure=the Constitution didn’t put me to sleep as much.
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